Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
He said, "No."
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, adopted lots of pets, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted.
The End
...and farted whenever she wanted. *snickersnort*
I was emailed this & had to laugh!