> 1) This is a picture of an octopus.
> It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
>
> 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
> (James age 6)
>
> 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an
> Island. If you don't have sea all round
> you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
>
> 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big
> teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's
> not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>
> 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on
> the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
>
> 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,
> and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
>
> 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the
> trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes,
> when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
> whistle to make the wind come. My brother
> said they would have been better off eating
> beans. (William age 7)
>
> 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I
> like their shiny tails. And how on earth do
> mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
>
> 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
> brother is always screaming and being sick,
> my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
> sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think
> what to write. (Amy age 6)
>
> 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
> Electric eels can give you a shock. They have
> to live in caves under the sea where I think
> they have to plug themselves into chargers.
> (Christopher age 7)
>
> 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very
> cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
>
> 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under
> the water. Two divers can't go down alone,
> so they have to go down on each other.
> (Becky age 8)
>
> 13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She
> fell off when she was going very fast. She
> says she won't do it again because water
> fired right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)
You never know what will come out of a kid's mouth!
