A southern boy stopped at a local restaurant following
a day roaming around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just
served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent
taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The southern boy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is
only one serving per day because there is only one
bull fight each morning. If you come early and place
your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the southern boy returned, placed his
order, and that evening was served the one and only
special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and
said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si,Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.