The mother of a school girl was involved in a very bad car accident yesterday morning. Her name is Heather. Her daughter played softball with Tay for several years, so I know the family well.

Heather is a nurse at the local hospital & works 3rd shift. They are also in the process of moving, so she hasn't been able to get very much sleep lately.

Yesterday morning, on her way home from work, she fell asleep at the wheel & had a head-on collision. One of her legs was pinned, broken & had the bones punctured through the skin. She wasn't even sure at first if she still had the leg. The other leg is broken too. I understand she was pushing so hard to free her other leg, she broke it. She has a huge gash across her head/eye area. Luckily a volunteer firefighter was nearby so it was called in quickly. He screamed to his daughter call 911 & tell them to "bring everything they've got". She had to be cut out of her car & was flown to a nearby hospital. At first, they weren't even sure she was going to make it.

A lady that lives nearby their home ran over to tell her husband. She volunteered to take the kids to school. He let her although he didn't know her very well. This woman had a few options as to which route to take to get the kids to school. What does she do? She drives RIGHT BY THE WRECK & the kids "got to" SEE their mother's car demolished & her pinned inside. Is you're being nosey & wanting to "rubber-neck" an accident worth the children having to witness this? Let alone before being dropped off at school. What is WRONG with people??

Anyway, please send up prayers for Heather, her husband & their two children. This is going to be a long road to recovery.

> Laugh and be happy...;-))
>
>
> The Why's of Men
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
> 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know....it never happened)
>
> ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blond jokes!)
>
>And the personal favorite:
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
> Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.

* Globalization: (verb) to extend to other or all parts of the globe; make worldwide

.

> Finally, a definition of globalization
>
>
> I can understand and to which I can relate:
>
>
> Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
>
>
> Answer : Princess Diana's death.
> Question : How come?
>
>
> Answer :
>
> An English princess with
>
> an Egyptian boyfriend
>
> crashes in a French
>
> tunnel, driving a
>
> German car
>
> with a Dutch engine,
>
> driven by a Belgian
>
> who was drunk
>
> on Scottish whisky,
>
> (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
>
> followed closely by
>
> Italian Paparazzi,
>
> on Japanese motorcycles;
>
> treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
>
> This is sent to you by
>
> a Canadian,
>
> using Bill Gates's technology,
>
> and you're probably reading this on your computer,
>
> that uses Taiwanese
>
> chips, and a
>
> Korean monitor,
>
> assembled by
>
> Bangladeshi workers
>
> in a Singapore plant,
>
> transported by Indian
>
> lorry-drivers,
>
> hijacked by Indonesians,
>
> unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
>
> and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
>
> That, my friends, is Globalization !

I'm getting close to being off for a 3-day holiday weekend! YEAH!! I'm not sure if I'll be back on here before Tuesday, so hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

> 1. Cows
> 2. The Constitution
> 3. The Ten Commandments
>
> Cows
> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
> can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to
> the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they
> tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
> million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
> Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
>
> The Constitution
> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
> we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
> it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
>
> The Ten Commandments
> The real rea son that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
> courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
> Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
> full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.